S09E01 · SCENE 2/22 · 00:25
The New Guys · Office
Summer Updates and Revelations

Dwitt reveals his beet drink and non-paternity news.

00:25→00:40
in the episode · 0m 15s · S09E01

What happens

00:25–00:40

Dwight tells the camera about inventing a beet runoff drink and learning he is not Philip's biological father.

WhereOffice
DriverDwight
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadDwight's Slackline Rivalry

Key lines

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00:29

I invented a new power drink made out of beet runoff.

00:37

But I got some disappointing medical news.

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secret exposed0.8
deadpan0.7
confession0.6
absurd0.5
monologue

Beats

00:29Dwight invents beet drink
00:41Dwight learns he's not the father

Scene in the episode

00:25–00:40
A · Dwight's Slackline Rivalry
B · Jim's Career Crisis
C · Andy's Revenge on Nellie
D · Angela's Cat Adoption

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A Day in the Life of a Dog Food Company - The Office US · The Office
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