Kevin's Turtle Tragedy · The New Guys

S09E01 · SCENE 3/22 · 00:40

Kevin's Turtle Tragedy

Kevin recounts his failed attempt to save a turtle.

00:40→01:22

in the episode · 0m 42s · S09E01

What happens

00:40–01:22

Kevin describes running over a turtle, trying to glue its shell, but accidentally crushing it again and realizing it was already dead.

WhereOffice

DriverKevin

Positionact1 · setup

ThreadDwight's Slackline Rivalry

Key lines

from this scene

00:56
I ran over a turtle in the parking lot.

01:10
So I patched him with stuff from around the office,

01:18
Then one day, while I was reaching for the glue,

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1

sad0.8

misunderstanding0.7

escalation0.5

absurd0.4

monologue

Beats

00:56Kevin runs over turtle

01:26Kevin crushes turtle again

Scene in the episode

00:40–01:22

A · Dwight's Slackline Rivalry

2 3 5 12 14 16 18 19 20 21 23 24

B · Jim's Career Crisis

4 13

C · Andy's Revenge on Nellie

7 8 9 11 15 17

D · Angela's Cat Adoption

10 22

setup → scene 2

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Kevin Malone184 episodes · drives 56 scenes

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