S17E09 · SCENE 3/23 · 00:53
Simpsons Christmas Stories · Springfield Church
Ned Gets Paper Cut

Ned gets a paper cut and cannot deliver the sermon, so Homer volunteers.

00:53→01:16
in the episode · 0m 23s · S17E09

What happens

00:53–01:16

Ned nervously prepares to deliver the sermon but gets a paper cut. Homer volunteers to take over, and the congregation reluctantly agrees.

WhereSpringfield Church
DriverHomer
Positioncold_open · complication
ThreadHomer's Christmas Gospel

Key lines

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01:00

I feel like I'm born again again!

01:09

You've practiced this so many times in the shower.

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Beats

01:12Ned gets a paper cut

Scene in the episode

00:53–01:16
A · Homer's Christmas Gospel
B · Grampa vs Santa
C · Springfield Christmas Chaos

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The Simpsons: The Nativity Story Part 1 · McClarver Productions
The Simpsons: The Nativity Story Part 2 · McClarver Productions

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Lisa Simpson246 episodes · drives 781 scenes

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