S17E09 · SCENE 4/23 · 01:16
Simpsons Christmas Stories · Springfield Church
Homer's Nativity Story

Homer tells his version of the first Christmas with the Simpsons as characters.

01:16→02:38
in the episode · 1m 22s · S17E09

What happens

01:16–02:38

Homer begins his sermon, telling the nativity story with himself as Joseph, Marge as Mary, and Bart as Baby Jesus. He ad-libs absurd details about the Annunciation.

WhereSpringfield Church
DriverHomer
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadHomer's Christmas Gospel

Key lines

from this scene
01:20

Did anyone order a hero?

01:47

Anyhoo I'd like to tell you all a little story I call "the first christmas."

02:14

That's every man's worst nightmare.

02:32

But nothing to hang on the wall.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding1.0
social rule violation1.0
absurd1.0
deadpan1.0
monologue

Beats

02:04Homer casts himself as Joseph

Scene in the episode

01:16–02:38
A · Homer's Christmas Gospel
B · Grampa vs Santa
C · Springfield Christmas Chaos

Clips from this episode

fan uploads · YouTube · matched by frame
The Simpsons: The Nativity Story Part 1 · McClarver Productions
The Simpsons: The Nativity Story Part 2 · McClarver Productions

Who's in it

HS
Homer Simpson371 episodes · drives 4177 scenes
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Marge Simpson237 episodes · drives 977 scenes
BS
Bart Simpson282 episodes · drives 1371 scenes
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Lisa Simpson246 episodes · drives 781 scenes
NF
Ned Flanders118 episodes · drives 169 scenes

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