S01E04 · SCENE 10/23 · 08:09
Male Unbonding · Comedy Club Stage
Jerry Stand-up Burglary Bit
Jerry performs stand-up about the futility of police reports after a burglary.
08:09→09:29
in the episode · 1m 20s · S01E04
What happens
08:09–09:29Jerry jokes that filing a police report is pointless unless the crook gets a copy too. He contrasts real police work with Batman's themed villains, noting modern crooks lack identifiable themes like The Penguin.
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from this scene08:45Now, unless they give the crook his copy I don't really think we're gonna crack this case. Do you?
08:53It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the city and everybody pretty much knows who they are.
09:19We can find him. He's a penguin."
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weights 0–1monologue
Beats
08:49Batman comparison
09:10The Penguin reference
Scene in the episode
08:09–09:29B · Burglary Aftermath
D · Kramer Investigation
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