S01E04 · SCENE 19/23 · 15:51
Male Unbonding · Comedy Club Stage
Jerry Stand-up Kid Laws
Jerry performs stand-up about how childhood dispute resolution like 'calling it' doesn't work as adults.
15:51→17:00
in the episode · 1m 09s · S01E04
What happens
15:51–17:00Jerry explains that kids resolve disputes by 'calling' things (front seat, etc.) which is binding in kid court. He contrasts this with adult legal systems where 'calling it' holds no weight, imagining a judge banging a gavel over a called front seat.
Key lines
from this scene15:56I'm just gonna wash...
16:01Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!
16:32ELAINE: So, what did he say? "What stuff?"
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weights 0–1monologue
Beats
17:13'I called it' kid law
17:24Kid court of law bit
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15:51–17:00B · Burglary Aftermath
D · Kramer Investigation
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