Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of giving someone the finger versus the toe.

Jerry packs efficiently for a stand-up trip while giving Elaine strict apartment rules.

George tries to convince Jerry to view a great apartment on West 83rd Street so George can take Jerry's place.

Jerry dismisses the apartment idea due to his upcoming trip, citing the building's flaws as character.

Kramer arrives at Jerry's apartment looking for Jerry but finds only Elaine.

Jerry returns to find his apartment burglarized after Kramer left the door open.

Jerry mocks his expensive lock's flaw while Kramer vows to recover the stolen items himself.

Despite the burglary, Elaine asks if the West 83rd Street apartment is still available for her.

Jerry performs stand-up about the futility of police reports after a burglary.

Jerry, George, and Elaine tour the West 83rd Street apartment and are amazed by its features.

Jerry agrees to take the apartment after loving the closet, meaning Elaine gets his old place.

Jerry sells his couch to George for $50 after a haggling session starting at $150.

George plants doubt about the lease commitment, suggesting he might take the apartment if Jerry hesitates.

Jerry and George argue in circles about who wants the apartment, leading to a coin flip proposal.

Jerry wins the coin flip but George disputes the result because the coin hit the table.

They resolve the dispute with a best-of-three odds/evens finger game which Jerry wins.

Kramer claims he found Jerry's stolen goods with the English neighbor down the hall.

Jerry performs stand-up about how childhood dispute resolution like 'calling it' doesn't work as adults.

Jerry and George discuss the apartment's great bathroom mirror at Monk's Cafe.

George convinces Jerry not to take the apartment because George secretly wants it, leading to mutual refusal.

George gives the apartment to waitress Carolyn; they attend her housewarming and regret their decision.

The group overhears a neighbor moving out and immediately asks the rent, desperate for a new place.

Jerry performs closing stand-up about giving up apartments as credits roll.