S02E01 · SCENE 1/15 · 00:01
The Ex-Girlfriend · Comedy club
Jerry standup traffic lanes

Jerry performs stand-up about indecisive drivers and traffic psychology.

00:01→00:58
in the episode · 0m 57s · S02E01

What happens

00:01–00:58

Jerry opens with a monologue observing lane-changing behavior in traffic. He jokes about the psychological test of a dead stop and speculates on future traffic moving backwards.

WhereComedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry dates Marlene

Key lines

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00:05

Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating their lane choice. Never quite sure:

00:50

I'm gonna try and get off, and get back on going the other way."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.7
cheerful0.3
monologue

Beats

00:02Jerry starts traffic bit
00:35Dead stop observation

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:58
A · George breaks up with Marlene
B · Jerry dates Marlene
C · Jerry vs neighbor
D · Cantaloupe dispute

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