S02E01 · SCENE 9/15 · 10:34
The Ex-Girlfriend · Comedy club
Jerry standup waiting rooms

Jerry performs stand-up about the hierarchy of medical waiting rooms.

10:34→12:21
in the episode · 1m 47s · S02E01

What happens

10:34–12:21

Jerry jokes about the naming of waiting rooms guaranteeing waits, the progression to smaller rooms, and the absurdity of operating theaters with stadium seating for spectators.

WhereComedy club
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadJerry dates Marlene

Key lines

from this scene
10:35 · ★ iconic

I'm gonna have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't I?

10:41 · ★ iconic

I hate the little room.

11:08

You know, you're thinking about them. Things like: "I wonder what he's got."

12:13

KRAMER: "I got two for the Winslow tumour. I got two."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.7
absurd0.3
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Beats

10:50Waiting room name joke
11:55Operating theater stadium seating

Scene in the episode

10:34–12:21
A · George breaks up with Marlene
B · Jerry dates Marlene
C · Jerry vs neighbor
D · Cantaloupe dispute

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Elaine Confronts A Friend Of A Friend | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld S02E01 - Jerry and Kramer talks about Marleen (Very Funny) · Classic Entertainment
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