S02E01 · SCENE 12/15 · 13:38
The Ex-Girlfriend · Jerry's apartment
Kramer returns bad cantaloupe

Kramer forces Jerry to taste bad supermarket cantaloupe and insists on returning it.

13:38→14:24
in the episode · 0m 46s · S02E01
Kramer returns bad cantaloupe

What happens

13:38–14:24

Kramer enters with supermarket cantaloupe. Jerry tastes it and agrees it is terrible. Kramer demands Jerry return it, but Jerry refuses. Kramer takes the cantaloupe to return it himself. The phone rings; Marlene leaves a rambling message.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadCantaloupe dispute

Key lines

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13:46

KRAMER: Gotta come through with the hips first.

14:15 · ★ iconic

KRAMER: You should care. Cantaloupe like this should be out of circulation.

14:18

JERRY: All right. Take it back.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
petty grievance0.7
obsession0.6
absurd0.6
social rule violation0.4
deadpan0.4
rapid back and forthphone call

Beats

14:05Jerry tastes bad cantaloupe
14:25Marlene leaves message

Scene in the episode

13:38–14:24
A · George breaks up with Marlene
B · Jerry dates Marlene
C · Jerry vs neighbor
D · Cantaloupe dispute

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