S02E13 · SCENE 1/15 · 00:01
The Deal · Comedy club stage
Stand-up: Women Trying Clothes

Jerry performs stand-up about how women try on clothes differently than men.

00:01→00:52
in the episode · 0m 51s · S02E13

What happens

00:01–00:52

Jerry observes women in department stores holding dresses against themselves and sticking out legs to test fit at odd angles. He contrasts this with men simply putting suits on and checking the pant length with shoes.

WhereComedy club stage
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry & Elaine's arrangement

Key lines

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00:08

Women don't try on the clothes, they get behind the clothes.

00:24

They need to know, "If someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle what am I gonna wear?"

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weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.3
cheerful0.2
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00:08Women get behind clothes
00:31Men just check suit fit

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00:01–00:52
A · Jerry & Elaine's arrangement
B · Birthday gift dilemma
C · George's skepticism

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