S02E13 · SCENE 11/15 · 14:45
The Deal · Comedy club stage
Stand-up: Greeting Cards

Jerry rants about the difficulty of writing birthday cards and blank cards.

14:45→15:43
in the episode · 0m 58s · S02E13
Stand-up: Greeting Cards

What happens

14:45–15:43

Jerry complains that greeting card companies now sell blank cards, essentially giving up and forcing the buyer to write the message for 75 cents.

WhereComedy club stage
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadBirthday gift dilemma

Key lines

from this scene
15:08

You know? "For 75 cents, I don't want to get involved."

15:24

You reminded me every day for two months.

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deadpan0.7
petty grievance0.4
angry0.3
social rule violation0.2
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15:02Blank inside cards

Scene in the episode

14:45–15:43
A · Jerry & Elaine's arrangement
B · Birthday gift dilemma
C · George's skepticism

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