Jerry performs stand-up about how women try on clothes differently than men.

Jerry and Elaine watch TV, find a porn channel, and discuss their dry spells.

Jerry and Elaine create rules to preserve friendship while adding sex.

Kramer enters asking for the newspaper and notices something different.

Jerry tells George he slept with Elaine; George demands details.

George insists friends-with-benefits cannot work and mocks Jerry's ego.

Jerry shares the two rules; George predicts the sleepover rule will fail.

Elaine wants Jerry to stay; he refuses per rules, causing a fight.

Jerry and George debate gift ideas; Jerry recalls mention of a bench.

Jerry rants about the difficulty of writing birthday cards and blank cards.

Elaine gets $182 cash from Jerry; Kramer gives her the bench she wanted.

Jerry and Elaine argue; she wants a full relationship; he realizes the deal is broken.

Jerry and George dissect the collapse; George jokes about prison.

Jerry calls Elaine; they confirm they are now a couple doing 'this, that, and the other.'

Jerry compares commitment to a highway exit men refuse to take.