S03E04 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:01
The Dog · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Ventriloquist Dummies

Jerry performs standup comedy about the absurdity of ventriloquist dummies having active social lives.

00:01→00:48
in the episode · 0m 47s · S03E04

What happens

00:01–00:48

Jerry opens the episode with a standup routine questioning why ventriloquist dummies are portrayed as having romantic lives. He jokes about their wooden nature, spinning heads, and poorly designed dangling feet.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadLibrary Book Investigation

Key lines

from this scene
00:02

Does it seem to you that the ventriloquist dummy...

00:43

You think, "I don't think this thing is real."

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absurd0.6
petty grievance0.4
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Beats

00:02Jerry questions dummy social lives
00:33Jerry critiques dummy feet

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:48
A · Library Book Investigation
B · George vs Mr Heyman
C · Elaine Job Insecurity
D · Kramer Librarian Romance

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