S03E04 · SCENE 22/21 · 20:02
The Dog · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Gym Class Weirdness

Jerry closes with standup about how gym class disrupted the normal school day flow like Lord of the Flies.

20:02→21:33
in the episode · 1m 31s · S03E04

What happens

20:02–21:33

Jerry's closing standup reflects on the bizarre nature of gym class: rope climbing, dodgeball, jockstrap checks, and teachers yelling—contrasting with academic classes before and after.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadLibrary Book Investigation

Key lines

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20:20

You have, like, English, geometry, social studies and then suddenly, you're, like, in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes.

20:41

There's something off in the whole flow of that day.

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20:18Gym class like Lord of the Flies

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20:02–21:33
A · Library Book Investigation
B · George vs Mr Heyman
C · Elaine Job Insecurity
D · Kramer Librarian Romance

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