S03E04 · SCENE 9/21 · 06:39
The Dog · Monk's Cafe
Monk's: George Explains Heyman

At Monk's, George recounts how Mr. Heyman tortured him in high school and got fired after George complained about a wedgie.

06:39→06:46
in the episode · 0m 07s · S03E04

What happens

06:39–06:46

Over coffee, George details Heyman's bullying: mispronouncing his name as 'Can't stand you', forcing him to smell gym socks, and giving him a wedgie that led to Heyman's firing. Jerry and Elaine react with horror and amusement.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · reveal
ThreadGeorge vs Mr Heyman

Key lines

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06:40

ELAINE: Hurts your teeth.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
humiliation0.7
confession0.6
awkward0.6
comeuppance0.5
humiliating0.5
deadpan0.4
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

07:11George explains Heyman name torture
08:12George describes the wedgie incident

Scene in the episode

06:39–06:46
A · Library Book Investigation
B · George vs Mr Heyman
C · Elaine Job Insecurity
D · Kramer Librarian Romance

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