S03E06 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:01
The Parking Garage · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Mall Maps

Jerry performs stand-up about confusing mall directories and suction-cup navigation.

00:01→00:45
in the episode · 0m 44s · S03E06

What happens

00:01–00:45

Jerry opens with a monologue criticizing upright mall maps. He jokes that suction-cup feet would make navigation easier and imagines people recognizing him as the guy who is never lost.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadFind Car

Key lines

from this scene
00:02

It's hard to find a store in a mall. They have a directory...

00:26

All right, I'll just walk that way."

00:38

I heard about that guy. He's never lost."

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petty grievance0.4
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00:17Suction-cup feet joke

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B · Jerry's Urgency
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