S03E06 · SCENE 13/21 · 12:16
The Parking Garage · Parking Garage Corner
George Caught Urinating

George urinates, gets caught; invents father in Chinese prison story.

12:16→13:51
in the episode · 1m 35s · S03E06
George Caught Urinating

What happens

12:16–13:51

George, desperate, urinates behind a car and is caught by the same guard. He improvises a wild story: his father has been in a Red Chinese prison for 14 years and today is their 47th anniversary. The guard listens incredulously.

WhereParking Garage Corner
DriverSecurity Guard
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadFind Car

Key lines

from this scene
12:33

And now I'm gonna tell you the truth.

12:52

What I haven't told you or anyone else, for that matter...

13:32

You and Jerry. It's...

13:38

All right, I'm gonna go down this row.

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Scene DNA

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absurd0.7
humiliating0.3
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rapid back and forthcoined phrase

Beats

12:54George reveals father prison lie

Scene in the episode

12:16–13:51
B · Jerry's Urgency
C · George's Deadline
D · Elaine's Fish

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