S03E06 · SCENE 12/21 · 09:06
The Parking Garage · Security Guard Booth
Jerry Confesses Water Bottle

Jerry insists he poured water; guard doesn't believe the mistaken identity claim.

09:06→12:16
in the episode · 3m 10s · S03E06

What happens

09:06–12:16

Jerry tells the guard he poured tepid water from a bottle, creating a sound mistaken for urination. He frames it as an amusing case of mistaken identity. The guard refuses to let him leave to find his friends.

WhereSecurity Guard Booth
DriverSecurity Guard
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadFind Car

Key lines

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09:43

Because I could get "uromysitisis" poisoning and die, that's why.

10:30

I'll be right back.

10:37

Does that bother you?

12:00

But why? Why don't you want to?

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absurd0.5
tense0.5
misunderstanding0.3
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09:06–12:16
B · Jerry's Urgency
C · George's Deadline
D · Elaine's Fish

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