S03E11 · SCENE 1/19 · 00:01
The Alternate Side · comedy club
Jerry's stand-up on knives
Jerry performs stand-up comedy about knife stores.
00:01→00:41
in the episode · 0m 40s · S03E11
What happens
00:01–00:41Jerry delivers a monologue imagining the terrifying clientele of a knife store like Hoffritz, mocking customers asking for increasingly dangerous blades.
Key lines
from this scene00:02Every mall has a Hoffritz in it.
00:30Do you have anything like that?"
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weights 0–1monologue
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