S03E11 · SCENE 20/19 · 20:22
The Alternate Side · comedy club
Final stand-up on alcoholics

Jerry closes with stand-up about alcoholics' extreme emotions.

20:22→21:34
in the episode · 1m 12s · S03E11

What happens

20:22–21:34

Jerry delivers closing stand-up reflecting on inadvertently turning Dick into an alcoholic, noting alcoholics only express extreme love or hate, and concludes Dick is finally 'off the wagon' (sober).

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positiontag · resolution
ThreadGeorge's job & sweater

Key lines

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20:23

But, in a way, I think I inadvertently turned this guy into an alcoholic.

20:28

They're either saying how much they love you or how much they hate you.

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20:22–21:34
A · George's job & sweater
B · Dick's relapse
C · Kramer's Hennigan's obsession

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