S03E11 · SCENE 3/19 · 04:13
The Alternate Side · department store
George buys flawed cashmere

George buys a discounted cashmere sweater with a red dot for Elaine.

04:13→05:24
in the episode · 1m 11s · S03E11

What happens

04:13–05:24

George shops for a thank-you gift for Elaine. He finds an $85 cashmere sweater marked down from $600 due to a tiny red dot defect. He debates whether Elaine will notice the flaw.

Wheredepartment store
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadGeorge's job & sweater

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04:36

Wow, look at this. It's $85, marked down from 600.

05:10

Can you see it? It's hard to pretend because I know where it is. Can't you take an overview?

05:17

I see a cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

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04:48Saleswoman reveals red dot

Scene in the episode

04:13–05:24
A · George's job & sweater
B · Dick's relapse
C · Kramer's Hennigan's obsession

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