S03E12 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:01
The Red Dot · Comedy club
Jerry standup physical exams

Jerry performs standup about the anxiety of physical examinations and wanting to excel at medical tests.

00:01→01:03
in the episode · 1m 02s · S03E12

What happens

00:01–01:03

Jerry opens the episode with a monologue about physical exams. He jokes about the urine sample process and the pressure to perform well on hearing tests in school, imagining being recruited by the president for super hearing.

WhereComedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry Gina affair

Key lines

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00:02

I'm going to get a physical examination.

00:09

Then there's always the amount question: "I don't know what you need. I gave you whatever I had there.

00:55

We'd like you to meet the president."

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00:01–01:03
A · Jerry Gina affair
B · George psychic trip
C · Kramer Cayman vacation
D · Elaine fasting cake

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