S03E12 · SCENE 9/21 · 07:41
The Red Dot · Jerry's apartment
Apartment coma looting rules

Kramer establishes a 24-hour 'land rush' rule for coma victims' possessions while George claims psychic abilities.

07:41→09:37
in the episode · 1m 56s · S03E12

What happens

07:41–09:37

Kramer declares that if a coma victim doesn't wake in 24 hours, their belongings are fair game. George claims Martin's spirit warned him, citing his 'heightened extrasensory perception' and baldness prediction. Kramer offers Drake's Coffee Cake to Elaine, who is fasting.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadJerry Gina affair

Key lines

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07:46

I can't believe he's in a coma. He's got my vacuum cleaner.

08:15

Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian.

09:24

He goes home, there's nothing left? Nothing left!

09:29

That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

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09:11Kramer declares coma looting rules

Scene in the episode

07:41–09:37
A · Jerry Gina affair
B · George psychic trip
C · Kramer Cayman vacation
D · Elaine fasting cake

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