S03E12 · SCENE 12/21 · 12:32
The Red Dot · Comedy club
Jerry standup psychic licensing

Jerry performs standup about licensing psychics with a DMV-style test involving parallel parking blindfolded.

12:32→13:02
in the episode · 0m 30s · S03E12

What happens

12:32–13:02

Jerry jokes that psychics should be licensed like drivers, tested with silver dollars and pizza dough over their eyes. He suggests stopping Kreskin's paycheck instead of hiding it to test his abilities.

WhereComedy club
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · callback
ThreadGeorge psychic trip

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12:33

Let me ask you what will you do if Martin wakes up? Run away like a mouse?

12:44

Who are these Stooges you speak of?

12:57

You will show me the Stooges? I will show you the Stooges.

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12:32–13:02
A · Jerry Gina affair
B · George psychic trip
C · Kramer Cayman vacation
D · Elaine fasting cake

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