S03E14 · SCENE 1/22 · 00:00
The Pez Dispenser · comedy club
Jerry standup perfume

Jerry performs standup about how women apply perfume.

00:00→00:46
in the episode · 0m 46s · S03E14

What happens

00:00–00:46

Jerry delivers a monologue on stage observing the specific spots women apply perfume and questioning the logic behind them.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadRichie intervention

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00:01

Women put on perfume in an interesting way.

00:06

They have their little key, Stratego little areas.

00:15

Places they think we're going.

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deadpan0.7
cheerful0.3
monologue

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