S03E14 · SCENE 14/22 · 15:25
The Pez Dispenser · Jerry's apartment
Jerry rejects cologne idea

Jerry tells Kramer the beach smell is offensive and people shower to remove it.

15:25→16:51
in the episode · 1m 26s · S03E14

What happens

15:25–16:51

Jerry bluntly explains that the beach scent combines dead fish and seaweed, which is why people shower after the beach. He declares it a terrible idea for a cologne.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadKramer beach cologne

Key lines

from this scene
15:49

KRAMER: Go ahead. Smell. Smell it.

16:24

KRAMER: Whoa, wait a minute. You Did you hear what I just said?

16:30

STEVE: You think people are gonna pay $80 a bottle to smell like dead fish and seaweed?

16:45

KRAMER: So you don't think that it's a good idea?

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petty grievance0.3
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Scene in the episode

15:25–16:51
A · George relationship power
B · Elaine recital laughter
C · Richie intervention
D · Kramer beach cologne

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