S03E14 · SCENE 11/22 · 12:33
The Pez Dispenser · Jerry's apartment
Kramer beach cologne pitch

Kramer pitches his beach-scented cologne idea to Jerry and suggests contacting a Calvin Klein marketer.

12:33→14:43
in the episode · 2m 10s · S03E14
Kramer beach cologne pitch

What happens

12:33–14:43

Kramer describes his cologne concept capturing the smell of the beach. Jerry surprisingly thinks it's not terrible. Kramer plans to contact Steve D'Giff at Calvin Klein, who also knows John Mollica and Richie.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadRichie intervention

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from this scene
13:25

"I'm very good at going in reverse in my car.

13:31

Why isn't Postum a more popular drink?"

14:18

GEORGE: -This is an incredible idea. -Yeah.

14:36

So I'm afraid I am gonna have to break up with you.

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Beats

12:47Kramer names cologne The Beach

Scene in the episode

12:33–14:43
A · George relationship power
B · Elaine recital laughter
C · Richie intervention
D · Kramer beach cologne

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