S05E05 · SCENE 1/17 · 00:01
The Bris · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Hospital Beds

Jerry performs stand-up about hospital beds and staff hierarchy.

00:01→00:47
in the episode · 0m 46s · S05E05

What happens

00:01–00:47

Jerry opens with a monologue comparing hospital beds to emergency room chairs. He jokes about the ethnic mix of hospital staff resembling a local news team with the doctor as anchorman.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadGodparent Bris Chaos

Key lines

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00:02

At a hospital, the treatment is to lie in a bed.

00:40

That's like your sports and weather.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.3
awkward0.2
monologue

Beats

00:02Jerry starts hospital bed routine
00:23News team analogy for staff

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00:01–00:47
A · Godparent Bris Chaos
B · Pigman Conspiracy
C · Parking Spot Karma

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