S05E05 · SCENE 14/17 · 15:44
The Bris · Stan & Myra's Apartment
Bris Chaos Finger Cut

Mohel performs bris; Kramer interferes; Jerry's finger circumcised.

15:44→16:53
in the episode · 1m 09s · S05E05

What happens

15:44–16:53

The mohel continues ranting about glass and his butcher brother. He takes the baby from Jerry. Kramer tries to stop the ceremony. In the struggle, the mohel slips and circumcises Jerry's finger. Jerry faints. The baby is taken to hospital as precaution.

WhereStan & Myra's Apartment
DriverNone
Positionact2 · payoff
ThreadGodparent Bris Chaos

Key lines

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16:06

- No, I'm not gonna let them. What are you doing? Come back!

16:42

You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
social rule violation0.8
chaotic0.8
violence0.7
comeuppance0.5
coincidence0.4
humiliating0.2
argumentrapid back and forth

Beats

15:54Jerry holds baby
16:06Kramer tries stop
16:57Finger circumcised
17:08Jerry faints

Scene in the episode

15:44–16:53
A · Godparent Bris Chaos
B · Pigman Conspiracy
C · Parking Spot Karma

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Kramer Meets The Pigman | The Bris | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
George's Perfect Parking Spot Gets Ruined | The Bris | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer, The Godfadda' | The Bris | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer Becomes a Godfather After Bris Chaos | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer Hunts For The Pig Man | Seinfeld Bites | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - Its a PIG MAN! · John Doe
Seinfeld On Circumcision · Charles Gross
Seinfeld and Friends - The Mohel · Soup Nazi
Seinfeld - Shakey the mohel · Chrisbajs

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