S05E05 · SCENE 8/17 · 05:17
The Bris · Monk's Cafe
Monk's Pigman Theory

At Monk's, Kramer pushes pig-man conspiracy; George plans hospital complaint.

05:17→08:00
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Monk's Pigman Theory

What happens

05:17–08:00

George shows repair estimate exceeding car value and vows to see the administrator. Kramer connects a newspaper article on DNA research to his pig-man sighting, claiming a government pig-warrior program since the 50s. Jerry jokes about pig-men attracting women with tails.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverNone
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadGodparent Bris Chaos

Key lines

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05:44 · ★ iconic

He couldn't move over two feet, huh?

05:47 · ★ iconic

Land on the sidewalk, it's city property.

06:15 · ★ iconic

Look at that. Look, look. What now?

07:28 · ★ iconic

You know, you should call that off, Elaine. It's a barbaric ritual.

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Scene DNA

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Beats

05:24George estimate
06:17Newspaper DNA article
06:33Government pig-men since 50s
07:10Tail turns me on line

Scene in the episode

05:17–08:00
A · Godparent Bris Chaos
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B · Pigman Conspiracy
C · Parking Spot Karma
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Clips from this episode

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Includes this scene · Kramer Meets The Pigman | The Bris | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Jerry & Elaine Are Asked To Be Godparents | The Bris | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
George's Perfect Parking Spot Gets Ruined | The Bris | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer, The Godfadda' | The Bris | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer Becomes a Godfather After Bris Chaos | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld | The Mohel · Vincent Clark
Kramer Hunts For The Pig Man | Seinfeld Bites | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - Its a PIG MAN! · John Doe
Seinfeld On Circumcision · Charles Gross
Seinfeld and Friends - The Mohel · Soup Nazi
Seinfeld - Shakey the mohel · Chrisbajs

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