Jerry performs stand-up about relating to nature documentaries and shifting allegiances.

Jerry shows Elaine his dying favorite T-shirt and shares a fake fact about Tolstoy's War and Peace.

Kramer practices a Jack Nicholson impression while Jerry finds himself in alumni magazine.

Kramer gives Jerry an electronic organizer from the bank and talks about whales.

Jerry uses an ATM cash machine while George waits nearby.

Jerry runs into college friend Diane and lies that George is a marine biologist specializing in whales.

George is thrilled Diane remembered him but horrified to learn Jerry made him a marine biologist instead of an architect.

Elaine and Lippman pick up Testikov in a limo; his organizer beeps, enraging Testikov who throws it out the window.

Elaine blames Jerry for the lie; George complains about the marine biologist persona vs architect dream.

Kramer returns covered in sand from failed golfing; Jerry gets call from woman hit by organizer.

Jerry meets Corinne at Monk's; she demands hospital bill payment for organizer injury.

Elaine reveals Testikov threw organizer; Jerry and Elaine plan to get Testikov to pay Corinne's bills.

Jerry and Elaine wait outside Testikov's hotel room.

Elaine and Jerry confront Testikov; he discovers tape recorder and throws it out window hitting Corinne again.

George and Diane encounter a beached whale; crowd demands a marine biologist.

At Monk's, George recounts entering the water, finding the obstruction, and pulling out a Titleist golf ball.

George finishes story: crowd cheered, Diane kissed him, then he confessed he wasn't a marine biologist and she dumped him.

Jerry reveals Golden Boy died but introduces replacement shirt Baby Blue; Kramer still covered in sand.