S05E13 · SCENE 19/18 · 18:30
The Dinner Party · Monk's Cafe
George Whale Monologue

At Monk's, George recounts entering the water, finding the obstruction, and pulling out a Titleist golf ball.

18:30→20:41
in the episode · 2m 11s · S05E13

What happens

18:30–20:41

George tells Jerry and Elaine the dramatic story. He entered the angry sea, felt divine calm, and swam to the whale. A tidal wave tossed him onto the whale's blowhole. He reached in and pulled out the obstruction: a Titleist golf ball. Kramer identifies it as his 'hole in one.'

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact3 · convergence
ThreadOrganizer/Whale Convergence

Key lines

from this scene
19:08

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

20:02

So I reached my hand in felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.

20:26

What is that, a Titleist?

20:32

A hole in one, huh?

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Scene DNA

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coincidence1.0
comeuppance0.5
triumphant0.5
absurd0.5
confession0.4
monologuerapid back and forthcoined phrase

Beats

19:03Sea angry old man soup
20:26Pulls out Titleist

Scene in the episode

18:30–20:41
A · Golden Boy T-shirt
B · Marine Biologist Lie
C · Organizer/Whale Convergence
D · Kramer's Golf Balls

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