S08E09 · SCENE 18/16 · 10:37
The Abstinence · Jerry's apartment
George's Intellectual Growth and Portuguese

George discusses his newfound intellectual growth and Portuguese language skills.

10:37→11:01
in the episode · 0m 24s · S08E09
George's Intellectual Growth and Portuguese

What happens

10:37–11:01

George discusses his newfound intellectual growth and Portuguese language skills with Jerry.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadGeorge's Mono and Intellectual Growth

Key lines

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10:41

Oh, yes, you are. We'll just stop having sex.

10:51

Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
tense0.6
misunderstanding0.4
absurd0.4
social rule violation0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

10:07George's Portuguese joke
10:46Portuguese accent joke

Scene in the episode

10:37–11:01
A · George's Mono and Intellectual Growth
B · Elaine's Doctor Boyfriend and Stupidity
C · Kramer's Smoking and Legal Battle

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