S08E09 · SCENE 22/16 · 14:20
The Abstinence · Jerry's apartment
George's Portuguese Waitress Decision
George calculates the odds of having sex with a Portuguese waitress and decides to do it.
14:20→21:45
in the episode · 7m 25s · S08E09
What happens
14:20–21:45George calculates the odds of having sex with a Portuguese waitress and decides to do it, leading to a confrontation with Jerry.
Key lines
from this scene16:04-The who? -The tobacco companies.
16:10l've been wanting a piece of them for years.
16:39-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.
21:00This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.
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Beats
14:21Portuguese waitress decision
19:59Portuguese waitress joke
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