S08E09 · SCENE 21/16 · 13:17
The Abstinence · Jerry's apartment
Kramer's Leathery Face

Kramer's face becomes leathery from smoking cigars.

13:17→14:20
in the episode · 1m 03s · S08E09
Kramer's Leathery Face

What happens

13:17–14:20

Kramer's face becomes leathery from smoking cigars, leading to a discussion with Jerry.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadKramer's Smoking and Legal Battle

Key lines

from this scene
13:53

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

14:05

You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

14:10

Look away, l'm-- l'm hideous.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
humiliating0.7
social rule violation0.4
escalation0.3
absurd0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

13:18Leathery face joke
14:21Emphysema joke

Scene in the episode

13:17–14:20
A · George's Mono and Intellectual Growth
B · Elaine's Doctor Boyfriend and Stupidity
C · Kramer's Smoking and Legal Battle

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