S09E16 · SCENE 15/15 · 06:00
The Burning · Monk's Cafe
Kramer and Mickey Discuss Diseases

Kramer and Mickey discuss trading diseases and a surgeon leaving a sponge inside a patient.

06:00→06:17
in the episode · 0m 17s · S09E16
Kramer and Mickey Discuss Diseases

What happens

06:00–06:17

Kramer and Mickey talk about trading diseases. Kramer calls bacterial meningitis the 'Hamlet of diseases' and Mickey mentions a surgeon left a sponge inside him.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverKramer
Positionescalation · escalation
ThreadGeorge's Vegas Showmanship Fiasco

Key lines

from this scene
06:05

Severe pain, nausea, delusions, it's got everything.

06:13

The surgeon left a sponge inside me.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding1.0
social rule violation1.0
humiliating1.0
awkward1.0
rapid back and forth

Beats

04:37George uses Vegas showmanship

Scene in the episode

06:00–06:17
A · Elaine and Puddy's Religious Conflict
B · George's Vegas Showmanship Fiasco
C · Kramer's Medical Acting Gig and Tractor Story Revelation

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