S09E16 · SCENE 20/15 · 09:04
The Burning · Church
Kramer's Theatrical Monologue
Kramer delivers a theatrical monologue about meeting a woman in a hat store.
09:04→09:40
in the episode · 0m 36s · S09E16

What happens
09:04–09:40Kramer delivers a dramatic monologue about meeting a woman in a hat store, comparing his burning for her to the burning during urination from gonorrhea.
Key lines
from this scene09:09I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.
09:31Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1rapid back and forth
Beats
07:37Elaine and Puddy visit the priest
Scene in the episode
09:04–09:40C · Kramer's Medical Acting Gig and Tractor Story Revelation
Clips from this episode
fan uploads · YouTube · matched by frameIncludes this scene · Seinfeld | Kramer's Infamous Gonorrhea! | Daily Laugh · Daily Laugh
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He's Stealing My Cirrhosis - Seinfeld · B O
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