S09E16 · SCENE 20/15 · 09:04
The Burning · Church
Kramer's Theatrical Monologue

Kramer delivers a theatrical monologue about meeting a woman in a hat store.

09:04→09:40
in the episode · 0m 36s · S09E16
Kramer's Theatrical Monologue

What happens

09:04–09:40

Kramer delivers a dramatic monologue about meeting a woman in a hat store, comparing his burning for her to the burning during urination from gonorrhea.

WhereChurch
DriverKramer
Positionpayoff · payoff
ThreadElaine and Puddy's Religious Conflict

Key lines

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09:09

I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.

09:31

Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding1.0
social rule violation1.0
humiliating1.0
awkward1.0
rapid back and forth

Beats

07:37Elaine and Puddy visit the priest

Scene in the episode

09:04–09:40
A · Elaine and Puddy's Religious Conflict
B · George's Vegas Showmanship Fiasco
C · Kramer's Medical Acting Gig and Tractor Story Revelation

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