S09E16 · SCENE 22/15 · 11:12
The Burning · Monk's Cafe
Puddy's Religion and Tractor Story Speculation

Puddy confirms he is religious and doesn't care Elaine is not; George and Jerry speculate about the tractor story.

11:12→21:47
in the episode · 10m 35s · S09E16

What happens

11:12–21:47

Puddy tells Elaine he believes in God and is religious, and that he is 'not the one going to hell.' Later, George and Jerry speculate that the tractor story might involve disfigurement or toe grafts.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverElaine
Positionconvergence · convergence
ThreadGeorge's Vegas Showmanship Fiasco

Key lines

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11:34

Why not? I'm not the one going to hell.

17:24

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? Yeah, that's right.

18:12

Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction?

19:38

How could you know?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding1.0
social rule violation1.0
escalation1.0
comeuppance1.0
humiliating1.0
awkward1.0
rapid back and forthmonologue

Beats

09:41George's showmanship backfires

Scene in the episode

11:12–21:47
A · Elaine and Puddy's Religious Conflict
B · George's Vegas Showmanship Fiasco
C · Kramer's Medical Acting Gig and Tractor Story Revelation

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Elaine Steals Puddy's Jesus Fish | The Burning | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
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