S01E04 · SCENE 13/22 · 15:32
The Alliance · Michael's office
Dwight suggests uterus joke

Dwight suggests a joke about Meredith's hysterectomy for the birthday card.

15:32→17:44
in the episode · 2m 12s · S01E04
Dwight suggests uterus joke

What happens

15:32–17:44

Michael asks Dwight for embarrassing information about Meredith. Dwight mentions her hysterectomy. Michael rejects the uterus joke idea. Dwight asks for immunity from downsizing in exchange for a joke.

WhereMichael's office
DriverDwight
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadMichael's birthday party

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from this scene
15:45

All right? So just cross it off.

15:48

Cross it off! Now!

17:22

If I find a joke for you, will you grant me immunity?

17:39

That wasn't a waste of time.

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weights 0–1
absurd0.7
humiliation0.5
obsession0.5
awkward0.3
rapid back and forthvoiceover

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16:29Michael asks Dwight for embarrassing info about Meredith

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15:32–17:44
A · Dwight-Jim fake alliance
B · Michael's birthday party
C · Michael's donation misunderstanding

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