S01E04 · SCENE 20/22 · 26:02
The Alliance · Dunder Mifflin office
Michael reads insulting birthday card jokes

Michael reads his insulting birthday card jokes, which fall flat and upset Meredith.

26:02→27:28
in the episode · 1m 26s · S01E04

What happens

26:02–27:28

Meredith reads the birthday card aloud. Michael's jokes about downsizing, age, and her hysterectomy are poorly received. Meredith becomes upset and Michael tries to defend the jokes as a roast. The party falls flat.

WhereDunder Mifflin office
DriverMichael
Positionact2 · payoff
ThreadMichael's birthday party

Key lines

from this scene
26:07

because you work here, where time stands still."

26:30

is that someone downsizes your age."

27:20

"She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her."

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Scene DNA

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awkward0.8
humiliation0.7
social rule violation0.3
humiliating0.2
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Beats

25:52Meredith reads the birthday card
27:42Michael jokes about hysterectomy

Scene in the episode

26:02–27:28
A · Dwight-Jim fake alliance
B · Michael's birthday party
C · Michael's donation misunderstanding

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