THE SIMPSONS · CHARACTER
played by —
Artie Ziff
7 episodes · drives 16 scenes
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Character DNA
genes over the scenes they drivetender 15%confession 11%triumphant 11%deal 11%awkward 10%seduction 9%tense 9%social rule violation 6%cheerful 5%menacing 5%obsession 4%petty grievance 3%
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Defining scenes
highest-gene scenes they driveThe Ziff Who Came to Dinner · Moe's TavernArtie visits Selma
Artie tries to win Selma over but she rejects him.
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner · Selma's apartmentSelma reforms Artie
Selma's harsh love makes Artie change his ways.
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner · Selma's apartmentArtie says goodbye
Artie thanks Selma and leaves for prison.
S02E12 · 23 ▸ 18:45The Way We Was · Inspiration PointArtie tries to kiss Marge
Artie tries to kiss Marge at Inspiration Point, but she refuses.
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner · Simpson house living roomArtie Revealed
Artie Ziff reveals himself from the attic and explains his situation.
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner · Selma's apartmentArtie Bonds with Kids
Artie reads to the kids and bonds with them.
Half-Decent Proposal · Fake prom venueArtie's fake prom
Artie takes Marge to a recreated high school prom.
Half-Decent Proposal · Ziffcorp officeArtie receives email
Artie Ziff gets Marge's email and becomes obsessed.
Half-Decent Proposal · Simpson front yardArtie makes proposition
Artie Ziff offers Homer a million dollars for a weekend with Marge.
The Way We Was · Springfield High SchoolArtie Ziff asks Marge to prom
Artie Ziff asks Marge to prom and she accepts.
The Way We Was · Prom venueProm king and queen announced
Artie and Marge are voted prom king and queen.
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