S15E14 · SCENE 17/25 · 09:21
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner · Selma's apartment
Artie Bonds with Kids

Artie reads to the kids and bonds with them.

09:21→10:49
in the episode · 1m 28s · S15E14

What happens

09:21–10:49

Artie reads The Corrections to the kids. Bart and Lisa enjoy his company. Homer feels left out.

WhereSelma's apartment
DriverArtie Ziff
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadArtie Ziff's return

Key lines

from this scene
09:45

Wowie, wow, wow, wow! Zazooga!

10:01

No way! He's an annoying sneak who's out to steal my wife!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
confession0.8
tender0.6
triumphant0.4
comeuppance0.2
monologue

Beats

10:04Artie decides to confess.
10:36Artie plans to free Homer.

Scene in the episode

09:21–10:49
A · Artie Ziff's return
B · Homer takes the fall
C · Selma reforms Artie

Who's in it

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Homer Simpson371 episodes · drives 4177 scenes
BS
Bart Simpson282 episodes · drives 1371 scenes
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Lisa Simpson246 episodes · drives 781 scenes
MS
Maggie Simpson61 episodes · drives 14 scenes
AZ
Artie Ziff7 episodes · drives 16 scenes

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