S15E14 · SCENE 14/25 · 08:04
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner · Springfield Prison
Artie's Backstory

Artie tells the story of his rise and fall as an internet billionaire.

08:04→08:37
in the episode · 0m 33s · S15E14

What happens

08:04–08:37

Artie recounts his time as an internet billionaire and how he lost everything. He asks to stay with the Simpsons.

WhereSpringfield Prison
DriverArtie Ziff
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadArtie Ziff's return

Key lines

from this scene
08:09

I've been hiding in your attic living off the moisture I can suck from the rafters!

08:27

Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLING) That monkey got America through some tough times.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
sad0.8
social rule violation0.3
lie0.2
tender0.2
monologue

Beats

08:38Homer reads to kids.
09:15Homer is sad.

Scene in the episode

08:04–08:37
A · Artie Ziff's return
B · Homer takes the fall
C · Selma reforms Artie

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Homer Simpson371 episodes · drives 4177 scenes
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Marge Simpson237 episodes · drives 977 scenes
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Bart Simpson282 episodes · drives 1371 scenes
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Lisa Simpson246 episodes · drives 781 scenes
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Maggie Simpson61 episodes · drives 14 scenes
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Artie Ziff7 episodes · drives 16 scenes

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