S13E10 · SCENE 9/23 · 06:54
Half-Decent Proposal · Simpson front yard
Artie makes proposition

Artie Ziff offers Homer a million dollars for a weekend with Marge.

06:54→08:41
in the episode · 1m 47s · S13E10

What happens

06:54–08:41

Artie Ziff arrives via helicopter. He talks to Marge and Homer. He offers Homer one million dollars to spend a weekend with Marge. Homer is tempted. Marge refuses and they leave.

WhereSimpson front yard
DriverArtie Ziff
Positionact1 · complication
ThreadArtie's romantic scheme

Key lines

from this scene
07:23

Pretty much, yeah.

07:42

You're the old flame.

07:58

It's like being married to my best friend, and he lets me feel his boobs.

08:26

Come on, Homer. We're leaving.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deal0.6
tense0.5
absurd0.4
seduction0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

08:07Homer offered million dollars

Scene in the episode

06:54–08:41
A · Marge's weekend deal
B · Homer's jealousy spiral
C · Artie's romantic scheme

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Homer Simpson371 episodes · drives 4177 scenes
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Marge Simpson237 episodes · drives 977 scenes
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Artie Ziff7 episodes · drives 16 scenes

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