S13E10 · SCENE 6/23 · 04:42
Half-Decent Proposal · Simpson living room
Artie Ziff on TV

Marge sees her old boyfriend Artie Ziff on a rich list.

04:42→06:02
in the episode · 1m 20s · S13E10

What happens

04:42–06:02

A TV segment shows Artie Ziff as a wealthy inventor. Patty and Selma encourage Marge to contact him. Marge reluctantly agrees to send an email. They compose a suggestive message.

WhereSimpson living room
DriverPatty
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadArtie's romantic scheme

Key lines

from this scene
04:57

Well, he seemed like a sweet little shrimp.

05:08

Artie, get off of me!

05:12

Well, I think you should get in touch with him, you know, just to congratulate him on his success.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.5
cheerful0.4
seduction0.3
absurd0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

04:33Artie Ziff appears on TV

Scene in the episode

04:42–06:02
A · Marge's weekend deal
B · Homer's jealousy spiral
C · Artie's romantic scheme

Who's in it

MS
Marge Simpson237 episodes · drives 977 scenes
PB
Patty Bouvier30 episodes · drives 16 scenes
SB
Selma Bouvier34 episodes · drives 29 scenes

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