A daredevil jumps school buses and announces he is going to Duff Gardens.

A TV commercial advertises the attractions of Duff Gardens amusement park.

Homer excitedly announces a family trip to Duff Gardens, but Marge reveals a funeral.

The family drives to the funeral, with Homer complaining and the kids singing.

The family arrives at the funeral and Homer makes a rude joke about Gladys.

The family stops at a diner where the kids play a counting game.

The minister gives a eulogy, then Patty and Selma speak about Gladys.

Lionel Hutz plays Gladys' video will, leaving gifts and a warning to Patty and Selma.

Selma decides she wants a baby after hearing Gladys' warning.

Selma tries to find a man at a bar and a grocery store, but fails.

Selma goes on a date with the bag boy, but it ends badly.

A Duff Gardens commercial plays, and Bart asks to go.

Selma discusses artificial insemination with Marge and the kids.

Selma decides to use a sperm donor despite Marge's concerns.

Homer becomes ill from eating a spoiled sandwich and cannot go to Duff Gardens.

Selma takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens while Homer stays home sick.

Selma and the kids explore Duff Gardens, seeing the Beeramid and the Seven Duffs.

Homer and Marge stay home, watching movies while Homer is delirious.

Bart and Lisa get stuck on a ride and Selma fails to control them.

Selma loses control of the kids, leading to chaos and a security incident.

Selma returns the kids home, exhausted and questioning her maternal instincts.

Selma sings a sad karaoke song about her loneliness.