S04E13 · SCENE 8/22 · 04:52
Selma's Choice · Funeral home
Funeral service

The minister gives a eulogy, then Patty and Selma speak about Gladys.

04:52→08:20
in the episode · 3m 28s · S04E13
Funeral service

What happens

04:52–08:20

The minister begins a eulogy but is interrupted by Patty and Selma. Patty gives a blunt eulogy, calling Gladys a role model for living alone and dying alone. Bart tries to take a hat.

WhereFuneral home
DriverPatty
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadSelma's baby quest

Key lines

from this scene
05:03

Oh, that's nice. Nine 1 0.

06:11

It's just not fair, damn it! [ Sobbing ] [ Comforting Sigh ]

06:59

All in favor of skipping the poem.

07:34

Take special care of them. [ Crunching ]

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
social rule violation0.8
awkward0.7
sad0.3
monologue

Beats

05:27Patty tells minister to sit
05:34Patty gives blunt eulogy

Scene in the episode

04:52–08:20
A · Selma's baby quest
B · Homer's illness
C · Duff Gardens trip

Clips from this episode

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Includes this scene · Poetry of The Simpsons - Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" · Somewhat Witty
Includes this scene · The Simpsons : Mrs. Bouvier's will · Happy Simpsons
THE SIMPSONS - "Bart & Lisa go to Duff Gardens with Selma" - 1993 · A FUSCO - Classic TV
The Simpsons - Selma Goes On Date With Moleman · NoBSClips
The Simpsons - Selma Gets Jub-Jub · NoBSClips
The Simpsons - The Legend Of The Dog Faced Woman · AreaEightyNine
You're looking at a free lunch, boys! (The Simpsons - Selma's Choice) · Coral Twining
The Simpsons | Homer and Marge Are Flirty | #thesimpsons · lilyh3yez
The simpsons, selma's choice · A-jay Jackson
I Want A Baby (The Simpsons) · ThingsICantFindOtherwise
All In Favour Of Skipping The Poem... (The Simpsons) · ThingsICantFindOtherwise

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Patty Bouvier30 episodes · drives 16 scenes
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Selma Bouvier34 episodes · drives 29 scenes
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Bart Simpson282 episodes · drives 1371 scenes
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Lisa Simpson246 episodes · drives 781 scenes
MS
Maggie Simpson61 episodes · drives 14 scenes

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