S04E13 · SCENE 14/22 · 10:51
Selma's Choice · Simpson kitchen
Selma considers artificial insemination

Selma discusses artificial insemination with Marge and the kids.

10:51→12:40
in the episode · 1m 49s · S04E13

What happens

10:51–12:40

Selma returns home depressed. Lisa suggests artificial insemination. Selma misunderstands it as a robot. Marge shows her a catalog of sperm donors, including a Nobel Prize winner and an NBA All-Star.

WhereSimpson kitchen
DriverSelma
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadSelma's baby quest

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10:52

Ew! Get outta my car.

11:31

I ate ajar of expired olives.

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tender0.4
argument

Beats

11:37Lisa suggests artificial insemination
12:04Marge shows catalog

Scene in the episode

10:51–12:40
A · Selma's baby quest
B · Homer's illness
C · Duff Gardens trip

Clips from this episode

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THE SIMPSONS - "Bart & Lisa go to Duff Gardens with Selma" - 1993 · A FUSCO - Classic TV
The Simpsons - Selma Goes On Date With Moleman · NoBSClips
Poetry of The Simpsons - Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" · Somewhat Witty
The Simpsons : Mrs. Bouvier's will · Happy Simpsons
The Simpsons - Selma Gets Jub-Jub · NoBSClips
The Simpsons - The Legend Of The Dog Faced Woman · AreaEightyNine
You're looking at a free lunch, boys! (The Simpsons - Selma's Choice) · Coral Twining
The Simpsons | Homer and Marge Are Flirty | #thesimpsons · lilyh3yez
The simpsons, selma's choice · A-jay Jackson
I Want A Baby (The Simpsons) · ThingsICantFindOtherwise
All In Favour Of Skipping The Poem... (The Simpsons) · ThingsICantFindOtherwise

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Selma Bouvier34 episodes · drives 29 scenes
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Marge Simpson237 episodes · drives 977 scenes
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Bart Simpson282 episodes · drives 1371 scenes
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Lisa Simpson246 episodes · drives 781 scenes

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