S04E13 · SCENE 11/22 · 09:03
Selma's Choice · Bar and grocery store
Selma's dating attempts

Selma tries to find a man at a bar and a grocery store, but fails.

09:03→10:29
in the episode · 1m 26s · S04E13

What happens

09:03–10:29

Selma goes to a bar and aggressively offers herself to men, who reject her. She then buys a love potion from a gypsy. At a grocery store, she flirts with a bag boy who is interested but is stopped by a coworker.

WhereBar and grocery store
DriverSelma
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadSelma's baby quest

Key lines

from this scene
09:22

You'll be lucky if it doesn't Make your hair fall out actually.

10:25

You're reading the wine list, sir. Very good.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
humiliating0.7
seduction0.6
humiliation0.4
awkward0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

08:51Selma offers herself at bar
09:45Selma flirts with bag boy

Scene in the episode

09:03–10:29
A · Selma's baby quest
B · Homer's illness
C · Duff Gardens trip

Clips from this episode

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THE SIMPSONS - "Bart & Lisa go to Duff Gardens with Selma" - 1993 · A FUSCO - Classic TV
The Simpsons - Selma Goes On Date With Moleman · NoBSClips
Poetry of The Simpsons - Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" · Somewhat Witty
The Simpsons : Mrs. Bouvier's will · Happy Simpsons
The Simpsons - Selma Gets Jub-Jub · NoBSClips
The Simpsons - The Legend Of The Dog Faced Woman · AreaEightyNine
You're looking at a free lunch, boys! (The Simpsons - Selma's Choice) · Coral Twining
The Simpsons | Homer and Marge Are Flirty | #thesimpsons · lilyh3yez
The simpsons, selma's choice · A-jay Jackson
I Want A Baby (The Simpsons) · ThingsICantFindOtherwise
All In Favour Of Skipping The Poem... (The Simpsons) · ThingsICantFindOtherwise

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Selma Bouvier34 episodes · drives 29 scenes

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